Back Door

Mr. Wiggles, the TV crew from 60 moments is at the front door,
Where are you going?
To the BACK door!!

Bossy

GERT..Bring me a cup of coffee.
GERT..Bring me the newspaper.
GERT.. er..
Thank You.

Boss?

Sheffield, am I the boss around here or what?
What are those two choices again?

Raise

Boss...I think i deserve a raise.
Well..How did it go?
He told me that I think too much

Walking the Plank

I don't like the looks of this.

Venting

When you're the boss, you spend most of your time being disliked, scorned, ridiculed...
Misunderstood, made fun of talked about behind your back..alone...
Tell me about it!

Boss receives criticism

You're nothing but a cheap, sawed off, fuzzy faced...
Floppy eared, crazy, idiotic, stupid, good for nothing bum!
Floppy eared?

Still Hiding from Media

The television reporter is here from 60 moments Mr.Wiggles
As you can see - He's not in his office.
That's OK I'll wait
Would you like coffee?

Media Ignored

Your boss refuses to meet with me in person, doesn't return my phone calls or answer my letters!!!
Is he trying to hide something?
What gives you that idea?

Job Performance

Leonard, I've been reviewing your job performance file.
I've noticed that you don't seem to have the ability to stick with a job until it's done.
Leonard?

Memo Memory

Gert, could you come into my office? I would like you to take a memo.
Oh, never mind.
I forgot what the memo was.

Bored Meeting

Looks like another board meeting.

Not Even the Birds Will Listen

I was wondering if you would be up here today.
I've got a lot that I want to get off my chest.
[bird flies away]

You'll Get a Raise ... Someday

Leonard, I've just decided to give you that long deserved raise.
OH BOY! GOODY GOODY WOW! WOW
I just haven't decided when.

Be Careful What You Demand

I don't want you working in my office while I'm in it!
[kicks boss out of his office and continues working]

Conference Call Anonymity

[many people on the phone telling the boss that his idea is bad]
I hate conference calls.